Can’t Wait Alert: On DVD Dec 9th
Dirty Harry on Nov 16th 2008
Available in about 40 different versions. We should get the names and addresses of anyone who orders the full-screen version. Grab some pitchforks, torches, hunt ‘em down, string ‘em up, and watch the national IQ average rise.
Stop-Loss On DVD Today
Dirty Harry on Jul 8th 2008
Huh? Whuh? My contract says wha?
If you enjoy seeing members of the U.S. military portrayed as stupid, drunk, crazy, belligerent, oath-breaking, pouty, wife beaters, this one’s for you.
If you like your stories melodramatic, nonsensical, and contrived, this one’s for you.
Trust me, don’t waste two hours. Just give the $16.99 directly to the terrorists.
The Godfather: The Coppola Restoration
Dirty Harry on Jul 3rd 2008
Even if I had money, buying these continually updated remastered, directors cut, deluxe-blah, blah, blah editions makes me feel like a jerk, the biggest sucker on the planet. My favorite film is The Searchers (1956), my DVD copy is the bare-bones first release. At Costco they had this filled-with-awesomeness edition for $22 bucks and I couldn’t do […]
This Week’s New DVD Releases:
Dirty Harry on Jun 26th 2008
THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES
What I said then: Spiderwick is an absolutely perfect movie for young kids. It has some pretty scary moments, but nothing intense or lasting. The scares come from a sense of excitement not danger. I was in a very restless theatre packed with young ones and certain they would be acting up throughout, but once the […]
